OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
I woke up my cat laughing at this
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.
Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought.
Baby owl! So cute.
That’s a dwarf hampster
Broken Mirror/Evening Sky by http://www.bingwright.com/
This is so simple, but so cool.